LIES

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 02/22/2019 at 13:31 • Filed to: Fake News, Cadillac, Bullshit

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Not only did this guy have the V emblem on the back of the DTS , but the son of a bitch fully committed to his lying liar ways by putting Vs on the sides AND painting the brake calipers red.

This level of bullshittery has only been topped by SR20.

For Sweden > PatBateman 02/22/2019 at 13:42

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His Espirit lives in our hearts

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > PatBateman 02/22/2019 at 13:58

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At least it’s a thorough lie.

Maybe it’s supercharged or something?

PatBateman > For Sweden 02/22/2019 at 14:03

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Bless the Lotus, bless the lies. 

WilliamsSW > PatBateman 02/22/2019 at 14:04

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-wants to pretend he has a performance car

-buys DTS

I’m confused 

PatBateman > Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast 02/22/2019 at 14:04

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I was listening for exhaust note or blower whine when the light turned green. I heard nothing.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > PatBateman 02/22/2019 at 14:05

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V-ery sad

PatBateman > WilliamsSW 02/22/2019 at 14:08

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You’re confused because you obviously don’t understand that FWD land yachts are fantastic for driving aggressively.

/s

shop-teacher > PatBateman 02/22/2019 at 14:08

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Eww, bad Caddy owner! Bad!

PatBateman > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/22/2019 at 14:08

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V-ullshit. 

sony1492 > PatBateman 02/22/2019 at 14:14

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This is more respectable then slapping an m4 badge on an x5

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > PatBateman 02/22/2019 at 14:14

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Yeah it would have been a stretch. I’d give a couple points for the fact that he applied them around the car, didn’t just find one badge on the side of the road and superglue it on there... crookedly.

But then I’d remove 100 points, because DTS.

Honeybunchesofgoats > PatBateman 02/22/2019 at 14:17

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That’s why it’s Town Car all the way, baby. 

facw > PatBateman 02/22/2019 at 14:24

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Now I want to see a Catera-V

PatBateman > shop-teacher 02/22/2019 at 14:58

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Turrble Caddy Daddy. 

PatBateman > sony1492 02/22/2019 at 14:59

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I can equally hate both bullshitteries. 

PatBateman > Honeybunchesofgoats 02/22/2019 at 15:01

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At least you can put a 4.6 emblem on it and technically not be lying. 

PatBateman > facw 02/22/2019 at 15:02

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No.  Bad.  Fuck that noise. 

Honeybunchesofgoats > PatBateman 02/22/2019 at 15:06

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Why pay Aston or even Shelby money when you can get the same engine, and basically the same car , for under $2k?

merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > PatBateman 02/22/2019 at 15:08

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The exhaust tips are a bit out of place on a stock DTS, wonder if they added some go fast goodies from the V parts bin? I believe the XLR-V and STS-V  used a supercharged version of the northstar instead of the LS based CTS-Vs.  so might not be a total stretch that they bolted a blower on that.  It’s would be a torque steering beast if they did though.  

shop-teacher > PatBateman 02/22/2019 at 15:10

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Turrible ... just turrible.

WilliamsSW > PatBateman 02/22/2019 at 15:18

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Lol you joke but I could see this dude saying that. 

WilliamsSW > facw 02/22/2019 at 15:25

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Supercharged LS in that “ caddy that zigs” or GTFO